The Food Network's Adam Richman will be tonight's guest on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Adam stars in his own show "Man vs. Food" on the Food Network. Knowing Conan, there might be a cook-off or something of that nature on tonight's show. Other guests on the show tonight are Ben Harper and the Relentless Steven. Be sure to tune in at 11:35/10:35c on NBC.
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien 7/31
The Food Network's Adam Richman will be tonight's guest on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Adam stars in his own show "Man vs. Food" on the Food Network. Knowing Conan, there might be a cook-off or something of that nature on tonight's show. Other guests on the show tonight are Ben Harper and the Relentless Steven. Be sure to tune in at 11:35/10:35c on NBC.
Funny People Cameo
Make sure you watch the new movie Funny People and see if you can spot my cameo in the film.
Confirmed: Omer Bhatti is Michael Jackson's 4th Child
Joe Jackson himslef has just confirmed that Omer Bhatti is Michael Jackson's son. Omer Bhatti is a 25 year-old rapper from Norway. "Yes, I knew he had another son, yes I did," said Joe Jackson during a recent interview. "He looks like a Jackson, acts like a Jackson, can dance like a Jackson," Joe said. Growing up, Bhatti traveled with Michael Jackson and there even was a time when he live at Jackson's Neverland Ranch. It has been reported that Omer's mom is a Norwegian women who Jackson had a one night stand with.
Bob Marley's 'Legend' Lands on a Milestone
When it was released in 1984, Legend: The Best of Bob Marley and the Wailers didn't stir it up on the charts. It entered the Billboard charts at No. 168 and peaked at 54. But recently the reggae icon's Legend became the 17 album of all-time to exceed sales of 10 million copies. This is a very big feat for the Jamaican born artist. With classic songs like Stir it Up, One Love, I Shot the Sheriff, and Redemption Song, Legend shows no signs of fading.
New Movie Releases 7/31
It's Friday and that means new movie for you to enjoy. There's 4 noticeable releases to see, each pleasing to a different audience. Take a glance at them below and make your pick.
The heavily marketed Funny People is at the top of many viewers list to see. With Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen in the film, you'll be sure to laugh your pants off.
This week's family movie is Aliens in the Attic. Ashley Tisdale takes a break from singing in those god awful High School Musical movies to fend off Aliens that apparently lives in the attic.
If suspense/horror is your type of movie genre then The Collector is you. I hope you don't have a weak stomach because the MPAA rated this movie "R" for pervasive sadistic bloody violence. Enjoy
The Cove is like a real documentary on how in Japan they lure dolphins into a secluded place and kill them to get their meat. This isn't Flipper people. This is real.
FML Friday
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store,
when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs,
"YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 8 year old little sister said "f you" to my mom. My mom
thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my
sister came up to me and said "Gotcha, bitch." FML
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Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien 7/30
Paul Giamatti will be tonight's guest on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Giamatti starred in movies such as "Shoot 'Em Up" and "Fred Claus". Other guest on the show tonight are Jack Dagger and Regina Spektor. Be sure to tune in at 11:35/10:35c on NBC.
Kara DioGuardi Will Be Back on American Idol
It has been reported that Kara DioGuardi will definatly be back on American Idol next season. "Her deal is done. There are no ifs, ands or buts," a source said. "Done. She will be back." Shooting for the next season of American Idol starts within the next two weeks. All but one person hasn't signed a contract yet, Paula Abdul. She is still having issues about how much she wants to get paid. Full article on Yahoo.
Jimmy, Diddy, and The Roots Slow Jam the News
The other night P Diddy did a collaboration with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots. They slow jammed the news. I didn't know that Jimmy could rap at all. They discussed Obama's poll numbers in a very smooth way. Video via NBC
iPhone SMS Security Flaw
This isn't good. This isn't good at all. Apparently there's a security flaw on the iPhone that could allow it to be hijacked. And then when your iPhone is hijacked, it can hijacked all other iPhones in your contact list. The two guys who discovered it told Apple a month ago, but nothing has been done. Head over to Forbes to read the full article and how to prevent it.
American Idol Wrap pt.1
Florida. The seats we have are awesome. Better than expected. The
concert is half way over. So far Lil, Megan, Matt, Anoop, and an other
guy have performed. 5 more to go. I gotta go to the restroom before
the intermission is over. Peace
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien 7/29
Tonight Rainn Wilson is going to guest on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Rainn plays Dwight Schrute in the funny series "The Office". This is definably going to be a very funny show. The only other guest on the show tonight is Rachel Maddow. Be sure to tune in at 11:35/10:35c on NBC.
Real World Cancun Impressions
Don't let that happy go lucky picture above of the Real World cast fool you, they really hate each other. The 22 season of the Real World is the best season in a couple years now. Compared to how awful Real World Brooklyn was, Cancun is a breathe of fresh air. Cancun is full of drama, the ingredient that makes a good season of the Real World. I'm in shock as to how good this season really is. The season is half way over and it's really just getting started. On lasts weeks episode, tempers really flared between Cj and Aiiiyah, when Aiiiyah 
rudely barged into CJ's room where he was having an intimate time with a girl he recently met. Very mean words were exchanged between the two and there was even a point where Aiiiyah was going to shoot CJ a nasty fade, but was broken up by one of the other roommates. Tonight's episode will surely take off where the last one ended. Be sure to tune in at 10:00/9:00c on MTV. Also be sure to check out the show's homepage for past episodes.
Yahoo Merges with Microsoft
Something big has happened in the online world today. Yahoo has merge with Microsoft. The two companies inked a 10-year deal that will combine technologies, revenue sharing, and ad search sales. Microsoft and Yahoo hopes the merger between them will pose a bigger challenge to Google, which has 88% of the search market share. I personally think that Google will always be on top. Why? Because we all used the phrase "Google it". Not "Yahoo it" or "Bing it". Full article on CNN Money.
7th Floor West
For those of you who don't know what 7th Floor West is, it's a hilarious rip of The Hills that comes on The LateNight Show with Jimmy Fallon. I can't stress how funny thing segment is on the show. It's full of drama, backstabbing, weird steers, and pizza parties. Yeah, that's right. Pizza parties. On the show, Jimmy's arch enemy(or frienenemy as Jimmy calls it) is Miles. Miles is always conjuring up something to get in Jimmy's way, like when he stole Jimmy's secretary. Jimmy's get advice on how to deal with these problems from The Roots and Higgins. Not always got advice but it's advice. You have to watch it. It come on every Monday night at 12:35/11:35c on NBC. But you can watch pass episode on the show's website.
American Idol Comes to Town
The top 10 American Idol '09 finalists will be performing at 7:00pm tonight at the Bank Atlantic Center in Sunrise, Florida. This is their 17 stop on a 50 city tour which started on July 5th. I am looking forward to be going to this concert. I went last year and saw David Cook tear the roof off the building. I think Adam Lambert will tear off said roof and blast it in the universe this year. Here's the complete list of the American Idol summer tour.
Disturbing BUT TRUE: Brain Food
(WTF!!)
San Antonio, Texas: Disturbing but true a mother eats her 3-week-old son's brain!! I mean details aren't necessary, but just from reading that first sentence you know the woman is extremely, extremely psycho! She goes by the name Otty Sanchez, age 33. Police say she used a knife and two swords to murder the baby, afterwards eating parts of his brain.
smhh
San Antonio, Texas: Disturbing but true a mother eats her 3-week-old son's brain!! I mean details aren't necessary, but just from reading that first sentence you know the woman is extremely, extremely psycho! She goes by the name Otty Sanchez, age 33. Police say she used a knife and two swords to murder the baby, afterwards eating parts of his brain.
smhh
T.I. Feat. Mary J. Blige- Remember Me
This hot new track off of T.I.'s upcoming Paper Trail:Case Closed album was officially release today. This song is hawwwtttttttt.T.I. Feat. Mary J. Blige- Remember Me download
Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien 7/28
The lovely Heidi Klum will be a guest on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Bien tonight. This is gonna be a good episode. I think Conan has a crush on her(who doesn't). Other guests on the show are Steve Zahn and Jimmy Carr. Be sure to tune in at 11:35/10:35c on NBC.
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Break Up
I knew this was going to happen. Reggie Bush is too smart of a guy to be dealing with Kim Kardashian and her baggage. Read the full article on PopEater.
Jackson's Doctor Gave Him Anesthetic Drug Before Death
Here's something most of us had a hunch about. A law enforcement office told The AP Monday that Michael Jackson's doctor administered him a powerful anesthetic drug to make him sleep. Authorities believe that was the drug that killed The King Pop. The doctor's name is Conrad Murray. He better start a new life in Antarctica because people are going to gather their pitch forks and have fun time with him.
Noticeable DVD Release Today
Today Fast and Furious releases on DVD and BluRay. If you haven't seen the movie before, it's alright. It's defiantly a rental. That's unless the BluRay is jammed packed with extras. But the movie itself isn't as good as the first one, well to me that is. This Fast and Furious returned to it's street racing roots but not as much the original. It has a more action-adventure feel to it with street cars thrown in. It's still a must see film regardless.
Today's WTF: $100,000,000 Bonus
Citigroup is considering paying a $100 million bonus.........to one guy! This is the same Citigroup that received $45 billion in bailout money. This is also the same Citigroup that lost 95% of it's share value since 2007. WTF!!!
Seth Rogen Rewind on the Tonight Show
If you missed Seth Rogen on The Tonight Show Friday night, your in luck because I got your back. This is in my top 5 funnest Tonight Show episodes. Here's the full video on NBC.com
Rumor: Morgan Freeman Dating His Step-Granddaughter
This is just a rumor but if it's true, this is very disturbing. It has been reported that actor and narrator Morgan Freeman is dating his step-granddaughter. He's 72 and she's 27. Ewwwwww. Read the article for yourself and see it it's plausible. MSN
Guarantees In Life (Part 3)
And the list continues....
9. You will finally get what you want... and screw it up. Most likely, royally.
You know that new toy you always wanted as a kid that you never got, even for Christmas or for your 5th birthday? How about that brand-spankin' new car you wanted? Or that dream job? Don't you just hate how life sometimes tempts us with what seems like a leprechauns pot o' gold? Believe it or not, it's proven that at some point in our lives, we'll get what we longed for a lifetime. And then loose it. And most likely, not in a very slick, cool fashion. Just ask any actor, singer, or while we're at it, anyone mundanely popular or successful... a couple years after their 15 minutes of fame. Ask them why went awry in retrospect, and what is their most likely response? "Things happen." What do they actually mean? "We thought we were super-awesome but in reality we just screwed everything up because we let our stupidity catch up with us." But it's not our fault, we're only human after all, so since everyone does it, there's nothing wrong with that.
But mental breakdown and absolutely ludicrous things only happen to the really crazy nut head celebrities right? It's not like our country's run by them right?
Oh. Nevermind.
Literally yours,
Andy.
Guarantees In Life (Part 2)
To continue what Kierra started, here's number 10 on our list of guaranteed events in your life, your mother's life, your brother's life, and everyone else's life.
10. You will get a haircut one day... and you will regret it.
Don't cry... that style will be "hip","hardcore" and "slick" soon enough. Just wait. People will catch on.
Literally Yours,
Andy.
10. You will get a haircut one day... and you will regret it.
This one's self- explanatory. If this hasn't happened to you by the time you've reached your teens, be prepared for a rude, socially disturbing awakening. Whether parentally induced, self-inflicted through a lapse of good judgement, or simply due to that buzzer you should've replaced at the first sign of malfunction (A.K.A go and invest in a decent one in a first place), who hasn't had that "oops..." moment?
Don't cry... that style will be "hip","hardcore" and "slick" soon enough. Just wait. People will catch on.
Literally Yours,
Andy.
GUARANTEES?? in life..
So WHAT ARE THE GUARANTEES if LIFE??
My co-worker pointed out TWO that I can't disagree with:
- DEATH &&
- TAXES
Any others??
(But all hope is not lost, depending on how you think you can create your own GUARANTEES).
20 Ways to Waste your Money
In these tough economic times we must watch every dime we're spending. But sometimes even when you do that, it seems like your money is still disappearing. Yahoo has put an eye opening list together about wasting money. Check it out and see if your guilty of one theses.
There's Something More About Mary
Recently I ordered "There's Something More About Mary" from Amazon.com. This movie came out over a decade ago and is always coming on cable TV every once in a while, but I never watched the movie in full before. Something always come up whenever it's on. The DVD came in the mail yesterday, so I'll be watching it in the following days. So keep an eye out for my review.
Looking For A Hot Car With A Cheap Price?
The all new 2010 Mazda 3 has a clean sporty look. It's a car for all ages getting up to 33 mpg. For a person like me who loves cars would definitely put this car at the top of his list. This fully loaded sedan is equipped with all the latest technology for cars leaving you with the hottest car on the block. If you're in the search for a new hot car I say you go with this one.
Mavado Wins Big
Urban Music Awards this past week. Mavado has won it big at this Award
show many times before. This was the seventh anniversary of the show
which was hosted by producer Amadeus from Diddy's Bad Boy Entertainment.
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Did They Bury Michael Jackson yet???
The answer to that question is no. It's been exactly a month since he died on June 25. So where is he? He is stored away in a refrigerator that holds dead people until the Jackson family figure WTF to do. So basically the King of Pop is just chilling. No pun intended.
Paula Giving the Deuces???
We all know that Paula Abdul isn't drinking soda in that Coco-Cola cup on American Idol. I can never understand a word that's coming out of her mouth with that slurred speech of hers. But I will definitely miss her if she decides to leave American Idol. Who will fill her spot if she leaves you ask? Rumor has it that Jennifer Lopez might take her spot. Other rumors point to Sara Palin. Again it's just rumors. AOL has compiled a list of possible replacements. Who do you think could take her spot?
