Fun Facts of the Day [Take2] !

If your toothbrush is within 6 feet from the toilet, it can obtain airborne bacteria from flushing.

10,000+ birds die a year from smashing into windows.

No president in the United States was an only child.

On average, your hair will grow 590 miles in your lifetime.

Cat pee glows under a black light.

Johnny Depp lost his virginity at the age of 13 years old.





*Brought to you by Twitter @omgfacts

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Somewhere over the rainbow....

"This guy is rocking his neon colors like they are going extinct tomorrow! Seriously, we could see you in the dark. Yet, he is wearing long brown socks, which I can only assume is because he is wearing sandals."

-Idaho

Say whayyyt....with Michael Scott

"In my opinion the third date is traditionally the one where you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don't know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with me I'll know for sure."

Today's MLIA 9/30

Today, my 5-year-old daughter was taking her time eating her dinosaur nuggets. I told her to hurry and eat them before they ate her. She bit all their heads off and told me "Now they can't." Well played, offspring. Well played. MLIA

Today's FML 9/30

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

Deliberating with DWIGHTTTTT!!!!!

" I have been Michael’s number two guy for about 5 years. And we make a great team. We’re like one of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like...Mozart's friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like...Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You’re gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

Say whayyyt....with Michael Scott

"The most important part of a speech is the opening line. When time is not a factor I like to try out three or four different ones."

Class Photo FAIL

Pricing FAIL

Manicure Set FAIL

Parents FAIL

Where will you be...

G20 Climate Protest for the Epic Win

Pittsburgh Penguin fans sure are CRAZY!!! Hahahahaa

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Holy Cat Lady

I hope she plans on filling the rest of the cart with air freshners! Seriously though, what has to happen for you to decide you want a mullet, a flannel, and 3,472 cats to hang out with? If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.

Look at ME!

“What?! I’m not wearing this because I crave attention. This stuff is really, really comfortable.”

Today's MLIA 9/29

Today, my dad was showing our apartment to some friends. He opened my sister's room while she was wearing a face mask with her messy hair and said "Here is where we keep our ugly child slave which will make dinner for us later right?" and without skipping a beat my sister answered "Yes master" with a raspy voice and walked away limping. Seeing the faces of the guest made me love my family even more. MLIA

Today's FML 9/29

Today, my mother in law gifted us with a new microwave. I told her it was too much and we didn't really need it. Her response, " I just want my grandkids to have food that tastes good for once." I am a chef. FML

Fun Facts of the Day!

There are three golf balls sitting on the moon.

Sheep can recognize each other through pictures.

Attics were invented in Attica.

It costs around 3 cents to create a dollar bill.

Humans and dolphins are the only mammals that have sex for pleasure.

Manhattan Island was bought off for $24 dollars from the Algonquian Indians in 1624.

Apple seeds are poisonous.

First cameras that ever existed you would have to hold your position for 8 HOURS.

There are approximately 60,000,000 dogs in America alone.

When your face blushes, the lining of your stomach turns red too.

*ALL IN CURTOSY OF @omgfacts ON TWITTER*

Development & Peace

Hey ya'll!

I'm just writing this quick post to inform you about a project the group TFL - True Faith Leaders (aka. The GOD Squad - hold back your laughter) and I are doing at my school. We could really use all of your help, and it will only take a few minutes of your time.

I'm sure many people have heard about the organization Development and Peace, and if you have not, it is basically a development group working with the Catholic church in order to pursue change to our world, and offer help as needed. If you want to learn more, simply click here.

Now for the point why on earth I'm writing this. The petition in which I'm asking you to sign, is for a simple Cause - Against Hunger. If many of you are new to the blog, and don't know who I am, I'm from Canada, so we are trying to write to our Prime Minister in hopes that our government will be more willing to help those who starve in Foreign/African countries. It really is for a good cause you guys, so if you could help us out and fill it out real quickly(you don't need to be from Canada) it would be much appreciated! Thanks so much in Advance for reading this, and for anyone who takes their time to sign it. Just click the link below, in order to sign. Leave a comment telling me you did or follow me on twitter @ErinDouesnard. Love You :)

TAKE ACTION

xo. <3

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This my friends is a trifecta….You have (1)the short shorts(Always a plus), accompanied by (2)a tie dyed shirt (It’s not mesh but still fun), and nothing is better than (3)the fanny pack (practical and stylish). If he had flip-up shades it would be a Jackpot, but we can’t get greedy.

My plea to bring Paranormal Activity to a theater near me

There is one movie that has people all over the nation staying awake at night time, scared as to what will happen when they fall asleep. Paranormal Activity is a movie about a young, middle class couple who moves into what seems like a typical suburban “starter” tract house, they become increasingly disturbed by a presence that may or may not be demonic but is certainly most active in the middle of the night.

Paranormal Activity opened in theaters this past friday (25th of September). But there is only one problem. It is being shown in VERY SELECT and LIMITED theaters near popular colleges. I live in South Florida and the closest theater that is currently showing it near me is in Orlando, 300 FREAKING miles away from me! I really want to see it, but I'm defiantly not driving a total of 600 miles round trip to see it.

I know I'm not the only one with this problem. There are people all over the county that REALLY want to see it. And because of that there is a website where potential viewers can go and demand to have it played in theaters by them. Bring Paranormal Activity to a city near you by demanding it HERE. If you want to watch the trailer, here it is on YouTube. But be warned, you may never sleep again......

Today's MLIA 9/28

I know one of our bloggers will LOVE this one.

Today, I drove my elderly grandfather to the local meat market. While inside, I saw an inflatable penguin that was suspended from the ceiling. I told my grandpa it was cute. While in line at the checkout, he told me to go take the bags outside, and he would be out in a minute. He came out running towards the car with the penguin under his arm and yelling at me to "gun it, sister"! I love my grandpa. MLIA

Today's FML 9/28

Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML

FAIL Friday

Incentive FAIL

Destination FAIL

Tonight Show with Conan O' Brien 9/25

Tonight Teri Hatcher and Seth MacFarlane will be guesting on the Tonight Show with Conan O' Brien. The musical guest tonight is Rodrigo Y Gabriela. Be sure to tune in at 11:35/10:35c on NBC.

People of Walmart Friday

Gym teachers in the 70’s didn’t wear their shorts this tight and this high.

I’m pretty sure muscular guys that constantly work out try to find the most ridiculous clothes to wear in public so they can beat up a smart-ass like me who would ask him for my aunt’s outfit from 1987 back.

WIN Friday

License Plate WIN

Staircase WIN

Say Whayyyt... with Michael Scott

"Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you. And then suddenly... she's not yo' ho no mo'."

New Movie Releases 9/25

This remake of the '80s classic focuses on a group of young students attending a high school for the performing arts. Classmates study various aspects of performance, from dance to songwriting to acting, all of them hoping for the chance to one day become stars. Debbie Allen, Charles S. Dutton, Kelsey Grammer, Megan Mullally, and Bebe Neuwirth portray the instructors, with a host of newcomers toplining the production as the students.

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The filmmaking trio behind the hit sci-fi sequel Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines re-team to explore a future in which humans live in isolation while only communicating with their fellow man through robots that serve as social surrogates and are better-looking versions of their human counterparts. Bruce Willis stars as an FBI agent who enlists the aid of his own surrogate to investigate the murder of the genius college student who invented the surrogates. As the case grows more complicated, however, the withdrawn detective discovers that in order to actually catch the killer he will have to venture outside the safety of his own home for the first time in many years, and enlists the aid of another agent (Radha Mitchell) in tracking his target down.

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Antibodies director Christian Alvart takes suspense into space with this tale of two astronauts who realize that they aren't alone as they drift into the darkest corners of our galaxy. Awakening in their hyper-sleep chamber with no memory of who they are or what their mission is, disoriented astronauts Lt. Payton (Dennis Quaid) and Corporal Bower (Ben Foster) gradually surmise that they are the only ones aboard the darkened spacecraft. But how did they get here, and what are those strange sounds coming from the other side of the ship?

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Prime Suspect writer Allan Cubitt adapts U.K. sportswriter Simon Carr's popular novel about a successful sports journalist who is suddenly saddled with the responsibility of raising two sons from different marriages in this single-parent drama from director Scott Hicks.

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MLIA Friday

Today, I decided that I'm going to dress up as Kanye West for Halloween and my friend is going to dress as Taylor Swift. When my friend says Trick-or-Treat, I'm going to interrupt her and take her Candy saying how much Beyonce deserves this candy. MLIA


Today, I used the facebook app "Death's Time". It said I would die at the age of 21 from a scorpion sting while in a jungle. I am 20, my birthday is next week, and I am going on a mission trip to the Amazon next month. I am legitimately scared. MLIA

FML Friday

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML



Today, I was studying for a test at a coffee shop. A guy walked up, slapped the coffee out of my hand, and punched me in the face for hooking up with his girlfriend on the weekend. Not only was I out of town this weekend, but my $250 textbook is ruined, and I failed the test. FML

Turning into...

Town Sign FAIL

Vanity Plate FAIL

Today's WTF: Woman delivers 19-pound boy

A mother in Jakarta, Indonesia, delivered a 19.2-pound, 2-foot-long child on Monday via C-Section. The as-yet-unnamed baby’s arrival, chronicled on TODAY Thursday, was marked by a cry that sounded more like a roar and an appetite of epic proportions.

The big baby, a weight record for a newborn in Indonesia, although a bit short of the world record of 23 pounds set in 1879, was likely caused by his mother having gestational diabetes. And even though mom Ani was saved the grueling task of pushing the child out herself, the surgery to bring him into the world was still touch and go.

“This heavy baby made the surgery really tough, especially the process of taking him out of his mum’s womb,” Dr. Binsar Sitanggang told Agence France-Presse. “His legs were so big.”

Big may be an understatement. The child was born at a birth weight that nears that of a year-old toddler, and in a picture taken of the baby alongside a normal birth-weight newborn, he seems triple the size.

What would Michael Scott say...

"Oh, fun fact. I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So I have a perfect icebreaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher."

Today's MLIA 9/24

Today, while eating M&M's I found a purple M&M in my bag. I'm onto you, red and blue. MLIA.

Today's FML 9/24

Today, I was diagnosed with diabetes. I went to tell my grandpa, who immediately said, "I'm sorry, let's go get ice cream to cheer you up." FML

i Fell in love at the Apple Store

Raaaawwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

So my fellow blogger and Pittsburgh Penguin fan Erin reminded us earlier that hockey season starts in just 8 days. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't be excited for my life to be "replenished with crushing paralyzing hits, amazing moves,smack talking the refs, temperistic coaches", yea...I left out the gorgeous faces part. As a Florida boy, I represent every sports team in my area to the fullest. So this post is dedicated to the Florida Panthers.

This picture above of Kreps scoring a goal on the New Jersey Devil's goalie says a lot. Look at the direction of where the puck is going. For one it's going in the goal, but it is far left of the goalie. The goalies is miles to the right of the puck. So one thing must have happened. Kreps must have pulled an EPIC fake shot to the left(goalie's right) then quickly fire to the right(goalie's left). Something like that takes skill. Exactly what the Florida Panthers roster is full of.

WOW. This Florida Panther is throwing a nasty elbow to what looks to be a dazed Philadelphia Flyer. My homie Cullimore hit this Flyer so hard that his helmet flow off his head and landed just outside the hockey arena in the parking lot. The entire NHL needs to toughen up if they want to roll with the big dogs, or in this case roll with the big cats. No pun intended.

So let's see if i have this right. Goals....Check. Fights....Check. Ice Dancers....CHECK! I really don't have to say a lot on this one. South Florida is home to some hottest girls that ever walked this planet. You can see exactly what I'm talking about by looking at the picture of the Florida Panthers Ice Dancers above. You can't really ask for more.

I've never been this excited for hockey since I was in 5th grade and was a huge Pittsburgh Penguins fan. But now I'm all grown up and there nothing I want to see more than the Florida Panthers pwning the Penguins. Or eating them ALIVE! FEEL THE GROWL

GRATE fun!

Nothing like getting your legs sliced off your first time down the slide, huh?

MARK YOUR CALENDERS!

... ITS 8 DAYS TILL THE NHL REGULAR SEASON BEGINS! Slap on yo jerseys!

Yes, you heard me. It's hockey time again, just in time folks ;) Preseason began September 13th, and will continue until the 30th. Oh the excitement. For those of you crazy, UNhockey dedicationers(or something around the lines of that)who have not been watching this (shame on you) ; forewarning that your life will soon be replenished with crushing paralyzing hits, amazing moves,smack talking the refs, temperistic coaches and last but not least theeee gorgeous faces that comes along with it all ;) Haha ah hockey really is a wonderful sport:P

For full information about games, and what channel they are playing on(because really people, that is no excuse not to watch) , Check out these sources ;) It's all you'll ever need.Trusttt me .

TSN
NHL.COM
Or follow them on Twitter! :)
NHL_updates
NHLtweetup
NHL
And while your at it, you might as well make #pittsburghpenguins a trending topic, and if you do follow me and tell me you did, therefore i can love you forever. Those of you, who don't follow this command, will disappear in the night, only to wake up lost somewhere in the middle of Mexico.. just saying

Here's to another successful season, of the Penguins winning the Cup ;)
Shhh.
xo. <3