People of Walmart

Always StrappedIt’s unfortunate that the one strap that is actually working is the one keeping your hair in place...Arizona


Tube Toppin'So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical enthusiast OR…..well, fill in anything, It really doesn’t matter because none of it will make sense...Arizona


Going with the FlowNow kids, much like how you can determine a tree’s age by its rings, you can also judge the level of “party” in a person by the length of the mullet. Write that down...Texas

MLIA 2/3

• Today, the boy I was babysitting wanted to see my basement. I told him that there was lava down there, because that's how we heated our house. I found a red light bulb and turned it on down there to prove that he could see the red from the lava. He's terrified of my basement. MLIA.
• Today I gave five dollars and all the spare change in my pocket to a homeless man who's sign read "Brother kidnapped by squirrels, need money for nuts and booby traps." MLIA
• Today, I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean 3 with my little sister. My dad called us up for dinner so my sister paused the DVD. At 1:23:45. My sister doesn't get why this is so exciting. MLIA