Today, I was in a department store and I noticed an attractive woman staring at me. I winked at her. She was a cardboard cutout. MLIA
Today I hacked into my brother's Facebook. Two different girls immediately starting chatting with me. I made conversation with both of them, and my brother now has two dates for 8:00 Friday night at the movies, neither of which I plan on telling him about. That'll teach him never to tear down my fort ever again. MLIA
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