Inside Blaine's World

Toy Story 3 came out in theaters today creating chaos at my local movie theater. My girlfriend took me to see the movie I've been waiti...

This is going to be the most talked about movie of the summer.

Robin Thicke and his "Precious" actress wife Paula Patton welcomed their first child yesterday in L.A. -- forcing the R&B sing...

Always Strapped It’s unfortunate that the one strap that is actually working is the one keeping your hair in place...Arizona Tube Toppin...

Today, the boy I was babysitting wanted to see my basement. I told him that there was lava down there, because that's how we heated our ...

Just because the finale aired last week doesn't mean The Sitch, Snooki, & the rest of the gang are layin' low! See what they...

Today, I was flirting with a quiet guy in my math class. The girl that everybody hates came over to us and asked, "So are you two love ...

Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2...

DOLPHINS SUCK, PANTHERS SUCK, AND SO DOES BLAINE =)

Yesterday, I watched a horror movie and wasn't scared once. Today, my bagel popped out of the toaster and nearly gave me a heart attack....

Today, I asked my dad to make me a milkshake. He told me to make one myself. I responded that I didn't know how to make a good milkshake...

Today, a really attractive guy was working out in front of me on the treadmills at the gym. I used him as motivation to run faster, visualiz...

Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor ...

Today, some men whistled at me when I walked down the street. I'm a male. I felt pretty. MLIA

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called t...

Yessterday I went downstairs to find my brother still playing WoW after about 6 hours. I asked him if he had a life and he looked me straigh...

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

Today, I was downstairs in my basement and my dad told me that my phone had gone off. I went all the way upstairs to my bed to find it was a...

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

Today I had to pick up my twin sister's 8 year olddaughter up from school early to take her to the dentist. When I got to her class she ...

Today, some thug tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept ...

Today, I was humming the Mission Impossible theme song as I was walking through Target. Suddenly a guy walked by humming the James Bond them...

Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML