Toy Story 3

Toy Story 3 came out in theaters today creating chaos at my local movie theater. My girlfriend took me to see the movie I've been waiting for since I was 10. And let me tell you, the wait was definitely worth it. It is an amazing movie for everybody of all ages to watch. But don't spend the extra money to see it in 3D, it wasn't that great of a 3D movie. But it was great nonetheless. I recommend everybody to go see it. Hit the link for showtimes! Yahoo Movies

Returning Soon.....

The Human Centipede

This is going to be the most talked about movie of the summer.

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton -- It's a Boy!

Robin Thicke and his "Precious" actress wife Paula Patton welcomed their first child yesterday in L.A. -- forcing the R&B singer to bail on his show last night.

Thicke's rep tells People, "Mother, father and son are all doing well."

The singer pulled out of his Alicia Keys show for "personal reasons" -- A.K.A. the birth of new son Julian Fuego -- but that didn't stop Alicia from offering her congrats onstage.

Thicke and Patton will celebrate their 5-year anniversary in June.

People of Walmart

Always StrappedIt’s unfortunate that the one strap that is actually working is the one keeping your hair in place...Arizona


Tube Toppin'So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical enthusiast OR…..well, fill in anything, It really doesn’t matter because none of it will make sense...Arizona


Going with the FlowNow kids, much like how you can determine a tree’s age by its rings, you can also judge the level of “party” in a person by the length of the mullet. Write that down...Texas

MLIA 2/3

• Today, the boy I was babysitting wanted to see my basement. I told him that there was lava down there, because that's how we heated our house. I found a red light bulb and turned it on down there to prove that he could see the red from the lava. He's terrified of my basement. MLIA.
• Today I gave five dollars and all the spare change in my pocket to a homeless man who's sign read "Brother kidnapped by squirrels, need money for nuts and booby traps." MLIA
• Today, I was watching Pirates of the Caribbean 3 with my little sister. My dad called us up for dinner so my sister paused the DVD. At 1:23:45. My sister doesn't get why this is so exciting. MLIA

Jersey Shore Update.....as if anybody cares

Just because the finale aired last week doesn't mean The Sitch, Snooki, & the rest of the gang are layin' low! See what they're up to.

Today's MLIA 1/27

Today, I was flirting with a quiet guy in my math class. The girl that everybody hates came over to us and asked, "So are you two love birds going to make out after class?" To which the guy responded, "Yeah, it's going to be me, her, and your mom. Feel free to join in, but you have to pitch in 5 bucks, your mom is expensive!" I knew there was a reason I liked the quiet ones. MLIA

Today's FML 1/27

Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML

S U R P R I S E

DOLPHINS SUCK,
PANTHERS SUCK,
AND SO DOES BLAINE =)