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Jersey Shore Update.....as if anybody cares


Just because the finale aired last week doesn't mean The Sitch, Snooki, & the rest of the gang are layin' low! See what they're up to.

Today's MLIA 1/27

Today, I was flirting with a quiet guy in my math class. The girl that everybody hates came over to us and asked, "So are you two love birds going to make out after class?" To which the guy responded, "Yeah, it's going to be me, her, and your mom. Feel free to join in, but you have to pitch in 5 bucks, your mom is expensive!" I knew there was a reason I liked the quiet ones. MLIA

Today's FML 1/27

Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML

S U R P R I S E

DOLPHINS SUCK,
PANTHERS SUCK,
AND SO DOES BLAINE =)