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Today's WTF: Video captures Polk County officers Wii bowling during drug search


Members of a multi-agency Polk County drug task force are facing disciplinary action after they were videotaped playing a Wii bowling video game while they were executing a search warrant.

A videotape obtained by Tampa Bay's News Channel 8 shows the incident, which occurred at the Lakeland-area home of a convicted drug dealer in March.

According to a news report on TBO.com, a wireless security camera inside Michael Difalco's home captured investigators playing the Wii game. It's unclear who gave the video footage to the TV station.

On Tuesday, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel there were about 17 law enforcement officers from varying agencies involved in executing the search warrant. Judd estimated that eight of those would be held accountable for the incident.

"I'm not pleased with their conduct," Judd said. "There's no reason for that. It's inexcusable."

Today's MLIA 9/23


Today, the power cord for my laptop was stretched across the hallway. When my dog walked toward it, he stared at it and then hopped over it. When my sister walked down the hall, she tripped over it and fell on her face. My dog is smarter than my sister. MLIA

Today's FML 9/23

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said "Ok, now I can just block every message from you." And walked away from me. FML

Tribute to sign spinners

I saw a street corner sign spinner today and I honked my car horn and waved to him. I applaud what you do for a living.

Promotion FAIL

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Today's MLIA 9/22


This morning, I used my green apple shampoo. I thought, "I wish there was something that tasted as good as this smells." Then I realized that would be apples. MLIA

Today's FML 9/22

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML

Today's WTF: Bend Over, Best Buy Will Set Up Your PlayStation 3 For $130

Seriously, charging gullible newbies $130 just to connect a PS3 to a TV, update the firmware, setup parental controls, and get the thing online, just seems like highway robbery. GIZMODO

Complete list of Emmy Winners


Just in case you missed the Emmys last night, here is a complete list of those who won.

Winners in all categories for the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards announced by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences.

Complete list of winners at Sunday's 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards:

Drama Series: "Mad Men," AMC.

Comedy Series: "30 Rock," NBC.

Actor, Drama Series: Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad," AMC.

Actress, Drama Series: Glenn Close, "Damages," FX Networks.

Actor, Comedy Series: Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock," NBC.

Actress, Comedy Series: Toni Collette, "United States of Tara," Showtime.

Supporting Actor, Drama Series: Michael Emerson, "Lost," ABC.

Supporting Actress, Drama Series: Cherry Jones, "24," Fox.

Supporting Actor, Comedy Series: Jon Cryer, "Two and a Half Men," CBS.

Supporting Actress, Comedy Series: Kristin Chenoweth, "Pushing Daisies," ABC.

Miniseries: "Little Dorrit" PBS.

Made-for-TV Movie: "Grey Gardens," HBO.

Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Brendan Gleeson, "Into the Storm," HBO.

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Today's MLIA 9/21


Today, I found some old swimming goggles, I decided to use them while I was having a shower so I could keep my eyes open while washing my hair. It was awesome. MLIA

Today's FML 9/21

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

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CNN’s Rick Sanchez rips Fox News Channel for lying in a newspaper ad

South Florida's very own Rick Sanchez exposes Fox News for the lying bastards they are.

Tonight Show with Conan O' Brien 9/18

This is going to be a very good episode of the Tonight Show. On the show tonight will be Courtney Cox, the star of the new ABC series Cougar Town. She also starred in the very popular Scream movies. Also on the show tonight are Ted Danson and musical guest Nelly Furtado. Be sure to tune in at 11:35/10:35c on NBC.

Barack Obama's Geekiest Moments

The pictures of Barack Obama brandishing a lightsaber are making the rounds, but they shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who knows that Mr. President is the nerdiest man living outside of his mother's basement.

The latest photos were taken as part of a fencing demonstration on the White House lawn, but nerdy Barry still found a way to make it into a Luke Skywalker-look-alike contest by getting into his best Jedi stance. This is an odd choice, because he's known more for his love of Star Trek. He even offered critque of the new movie, saying that he was a huge fan as a kid. He even once flashed the live-long-and-prosper sign when running into the original Mr. Spock, Leonard Nimoy. GAWKER

Today's WTF: 3-Year-Old Tosses Dad's Foul Ball Back


New Movie Releases

Demon possession, devilish cheerleaders, and Satanic rock stars are all on the chopping block with this horror comedy from the production team behind Juno. Screenwriter Diablo Cody provides the script, with producing duties handled byJason Reitman and Dan Dubiecki. The story centers on an impish high-school student (Amanda Seyfried) who has to protect her town against her best friend, Jennifer (Megan Fox), who after being bedeviled by an evil rock band, develops a taste for human flesh.

A rising star in the agricultural industry suddenly turns whistleblower in hopes of gaining a lucrative promotion and becoming a hero of the common people, inadvertently revealing his penchant for helping himself to the corporate coffers and ultimately threatening to derail the very investigation he helped to launch in this offbeat comedy from Academy Award-winning director Steven Soderbergh. Mark Whitacre (Matt Damon) was fast rising through the ranks at agri-industry powerhouse Archer Daniels Midland (ADM) when he became savvy to the company's multinational price-fixing conspiracy, and decided to turn evidence for the FBI. Convinced that he'll be hailed as a hero of the people for his efforts, Whitacre agrees to wear a wire in order to gather the evidence needed to convict the greedy money-grabbers at ADM. Unfortunately, both the case -- and Whitacre's integrity -- are compromised when FBI agents become frustrated by their informant's ever-shifting account, and discover that he isn't exactly the saintly figure he made himself out to be. Unable to discern reality from Whitacre's fantasy as they struggle to build their case against ADM, the FBI watches in horror as the highest-ranking corporate bust in U.S. history threatens to implode before their very eyes.

The directorial debut of Brandon Camp concerns a widower (Aaron Eckhart) who makes a living as an expert on grieving. During the course of teaching a seminar, he falls in love with one of his students (Jennifer Aniston), a discovery that leads him to face up to the fact he has not fully reconciled the loss of his wife.

Inspired by Ron and Judi Barrett's beloved children's book of the same name, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs follows inventor Flint Lockwood (voice of Bill Hader) and a brainy weathergirl (voice of Anna Faris) as they attempt to discover why the rain in their small town has stopped, and food is falling in its place. Meanwhile, lifelong bully Brent (voice of Andy Samberg) relishes in tormenting Flint like he did when they were kids, and Mayor Shelbourne (voice of Bruce Campbell) schemes to use Flint's latest invention -- a device designed to improve everyone's lives -- for his own personal gain. Mr. T voices by-the-books cop Earl Devereaux, and James Caan voices Flint's technophobe father, Tim.

The tragic but intensely passionate love affair between Romantic poet John Keats(Ben Whishaw) and the radiant Fanny Brawne (Abbie Cornish) is detailed in this romantic period drama from critically acclaimed writer/director Jane Campion.

MLIA Friday

Tonight, I was listening to the radio on my way home. “Heartless” by Kanye West came on, a few seconds into the song, the DJ stopped it and said “just kidding!” and proceeded to play “You Belong with Me” by Taylor Swift. This made my whole day. MLIA

Today, at an amusement park, I witnessed a boy on a leash make an escape while his mom was distracted. Not only did the kid figure out how to get out of the leash, but he also hooked it onto another kid that was passing by. Way to go, little guy, way to go. MLIA

FML Friday


Today's MLIA 9/17


Today, I let a kid know that his shoe was untied. He rudely responded by telling me they was supposed to be like that and to "back off". He then took three steps and tripped over his shoelaces. Justice has been served. MLIA

Today's FML 9/17


Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents denied me saying that it would cost too much money. I come home today to see my parents had bought a huge plasma screen TV for $800. We already have 3 tv's. FML

Tonight Show With Conan O' Brien 9/16

Tonight Aaron Eckhart will be on the Tonight Show. He stars in the new movie Love Happens, which opens Friday. Also on the show tonight are Michael Strahan and musical guest Yeah Yeah Yeah. Be sure to tune in at 11:35/10:35c on NBC.