When did people decide.........

Gangsta FAIL

Guitar Hero 5 Drops tomorrow

Even if your'e not in a band, never played in band in highschool, or have a piano in your house.... if someone asked you if you play any instruments, you say yes! why? because Guitar hero counts as one, and you have already played it :) Guitar Hero 5 drops in stores tomorrow September 1, 2009. Oh and if you buy the game in September.... you get Guitar Hero Van Halen Free! thats 2 games for the price of one!

Lets take a look back at some of the "risky business" adverts starting with World Tour, and ending with the new Guitar Hero 5 Advert.

Tonight Show With Conan O' Brien 8/31

Tonight Miami's very own Pitbull will be the musical act on the Tonight Show. I've been listening to this guy since my wee teenage years and since day one he represents Miami to the fullest. Norm Macdonald and Thomas Church will also be on the show. Be sure to tune in at 11:35/10:35c on NBC.

Watch the kid in the red shirt!!!

Look at what rap music has done to the youth today. But I must admit, this kid got some good moves.

Miami Dolphins FIGHT SONG!!!!!!!

The Superbowl is in Miami this year and the Dolphins are hosting it!!!!

Disney Plans on buying Marvel

Spider Man and Mickey Mouse are going to be related. Walt Disney Co. said Monday it is acquiring Marvel Entertainment for $4 billion in cash and stock, bringing characters like Iron Man and Spider-Man into the family of Mickey Mouse and WALL-E. Under the deal, Disney will acquire ownership of 5,000 Marvel characters. Many of them, including favorites such as the Fantastic Four and X-Men, were co-created by the comic book legend Stan Lee. USA TODAY

Text Messaging Don't: Tip of the Day

The Bulk Texter

An example of what a series of texts from this person might look like:

1. Hey!
2. What's up?
3. What are you doing tonight?
4. Some of us are going to Cool People Club tonight.
5. Around 10
6. It's gonna be me and Chris
7. Are you coming?
8. Let us know
9. Byeee!
10. lolz

An example of what that exchange should look like:

Text 1: Hey, Chris and I are going to Cool People Bar around 10 tonight. Let us know if you wanna come.

An example of what you could text back:

1. Please
2. never
3. text
4. me
5. this
6. way
7. again.(one minute pause)
8. For "realz."

Today's WTF: Man steals woman's car on 1st date

A first date went from bad to worse when a man skipped out on the restaurant bill, then stole his date's car, police said. Police say 23-year-old Terrance Dejuan McCoy had dinner with a woman April 24 at Buffalo Wild Wings in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale. The woman said the two met a week earlier at a Detroit casino and she knew McCoy only as "Chris." The woman told police that McCoy said he left his wallet in her car and asked for keys. He then sped away in the 2000 Chevrolet Impala. McCoy was charged with unlawfully taking the car, a five-year felony. He waived a preliminary exam and was bound over for trial Thursday. MSN

Nicholas Cage is following me???

So this morning I checked my email and I saw that Nicholas Cage is
following me on Twitter. I immediately became exited thinking that he
read my blog and clicked my follow button. I then looked closer at the
email and saw that it really wasn't Nicholas Cage. I don't know
whether this is a FAIL or FML, but I'm still going to tell people that
Nicolas Cage is following me.

Sent from my iPhone 3G

Today's MLIA 8/31

Today after picking up my really expensive summer reading books, we drove past a Blockbuster. I had this great idea that they should invent places like Blockbuster where you can rent books. Then we drove past a library. MLIA

Today's FML 8/31

Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turns to me and says, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just... I want to have fun." FML

Robin Thicke shares his romance secrets

Robin Thicke serenaded his wife, Paula Patton, on their first date 15 years ago – and he still relies on his voice to keep the romance alive. "I read to her," Thicke, 31, told PEOPLE after his performance at the Manhattan magazine premiere issue party in New York City Tuesday. "She likes me to do that when we're on vacation," he says of Patton, 32, who has starred in the films Mirrors and Deja Vu. "She'll sit next to me and I just read to her."

Two of the books they've enjoyed: Marcel Proust's In the Shadow of Young Girls in Flower and Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s One Hundred Years of Solitude. Thicke says his latest single, "Magic," from his album Something Else, was even inspired by a book – The Secret.

"My wife and I both checked it out while I was on the road. I met thousands of people a week and I realized how many people had given up on their dreams, given up on themselves," he says. "I wanted to write a song that said, 'I got the magic, you got the magic,' like The Secret. We have the power."

Thicke says there's "a 100 percent chance" of starting a family with Patton, "just not right now. We're still little kids ourselves in some ways! I want a big family which means we’ll probably end up adopting." PEOPLE

Sports Recognition FAIL

Gamer Cat

Hit and Run FAIL

Tweet of the Day

Our plane's been waiting for clearance to take off so long, the toddler behind me has spoken three new words. Not nice ones, either.

Happy Birthday Michael!!!

Michael Jackson didn't live long enough to celebrate his 51st birthday but his fans remember him everyday. And today, 29th August, is a special because it is the King of Pop's birthday. Celebrate his life and music on this special occasion. Happy Birthday Michael! Gone but will never be forgotten.

DJ AM Found Dead in NYC

A law enforcement official says the celebrity disc jockey known as DJ AM has been found dead in a New York City apartment.

The official tells The Associated Press that 36-year-old Adam Goldstein was found in the Manhattan apartment this evening. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because family hadn't been notified.

The death comes a year after Goldstein survived a plane crash that killed four other people in South Carolina.

Goldstein was a deejay for hire who performed at Hollywood's most exclusive parties. He was also known for relationships with Nicole Richie and Mandy Moore. LA Times

FAIL Friday

BMW FAIL
Faucet FAIL

Comments reguarding Flanagan High School's recently arrested teaceher

I promised you yesterday that I will be bringing you comments from parents and students of Pete Epstein. Some of these comments aren't the nicest but it's from people like you and me who went to Flanagan.

Jjones513-

I think it's absurd that no investigation should be put into mr Epsteins activities during school sponsored trips How can a drug addict be trusted with children when it's obvious he has little regard for his actions. I think mr Epstein needs to be fully prosecuted to show other educators that our publiclly funded schools will not allow a disregard for the law and that drugs are not appropriate. We hammer out children with dare programs and anti drug education and advertisement howevere there sponsor in a class that teaches children how to act in a government can't follow these regulations?

MissMari77-

It is just not necessary to investigate this situation but maybe it's smart to also investigate the college trip and New Orleans and all the drinking that occurred. . .I think it's outrageous, ridiculous that he is even still permitted to be in the same grounds of students. . .that he is still even considered to be given his position.

buckeyes56-

Trust me, this guy deserves every single thing coming to him. He is unprofessional beyond words. What all of you DO NOT know is this is the third time he has been in trouble. He has been investigated for an innapropriate relationship with a female student. He has been written up for misuse of Student Government funds, as well as MISSING funds, likely to support his drug habit. He was investigated for illegal activity on a student sponsored trip to New Orleans. Pictures were sent to the principal proving this activity but were conveniently misplaced at the school. Sadly for Mr. Epstein, another copy was sent downtown and now yet another investigation is under way in reference to this trip. In reference to his teaching, everyone needs to relax because he taught film class, in which more letters were written regarding the R rated movies he showed everyday.

j_crowley-

Glad it only took drunk driving and drug possession charges for the administration to realize what a useless scumbag Peter Epstein was. Flanagan High School will be much better off. Although given their penchant for irresponsible hiring, someone equally pathetic will take his place--and I'm saying this as a former FHS student and a former student of Peter Epstein. Peter Epstein's education always seemed to be on par with some of the less intelligent bovine species and his classes tended to be free-for-alls for the students while he flirted with underage girls.Sure, there are some students who looked up to him (mainly the female students in the SGA that he always seemed to have a "close" rapport with) but those without the blinders on saw him for what he really was. But, as I said, Flanagan High School is a long way from being a place where students' education comes first. For every one amazing teacher I had at Flanagan, I had at least five terrible ones. The administration really ought to take a closer look at who they hire.

layoffloser-

Oh it's a big deal but I'd like to sit down with any of you that feels they have the right to judge someone else without knowing anything about them. Let's look into your past, pick the biggest mistake you've ever made and then have the newspaper write a story about it so your idiot peers can comment on it. Stop for a moment and think about what they would write about and then tell me if you feel it would paint an accurate picture of the type of person you are??? If you're being honest, I doubt it. I've known him for 25 years and would bet he's better with those kids than most of you parents.

whatanightmare-

that's so unfortunate. no wonder the senior class officers my year were so damn sketchy. epstein and all the stoop kids all just traded booze and drugs. maybe it's time to investigate those student leaders....starting with the class of 2005. epstein and those girls sure got along...

Sun Sentinel

Coroner: Jackson death homicide, sleep aids caused

Michael Jackson's death was a homicide caused primarily by the powerful anesthetic propofol and another sedative, the coroner announced Friday in a highly anticipated ruling that increases the likelihood of criminal charges against the pop star's personal doctor.

The Los Angeles County coroner's office determined the cause of death was "acute propofol intoxication." Other sedatives contributed to the death, most notably lorazepam, sold under the brand name Ativan. Additional drugs detected in Jackson's system were midazolam, diazepam, lidocaine and ephedrine.

The coroner did not release Jackson's full autopsy report, citing an ongoing security hold at the request of Los Angeles authorities as they continue investigating the case. MSN

New Movie Releases 8/28

Laurie Strode may have defeated her lumbering, murderous brother Michael Myers, but she has only begun the battle against her own personal demons. Picking up immediately after the 2007 Halloween remake left off, this violent tale of psychological horror focuses on the aftermath suffered by Laurie in the wake of Michael's rampage through Haddonfield.

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Nick O'Bannon is about to enjoy a day at the racetrack with a big group of his friends, when he is suddenly overcome by a gruesome, detailed premonition. He forsees an accident that sends flaming debris into the collapsing stands. He manages to evade the gruesome reality by getting his friends out in time, but as we know well by now, death is not so easily cheated. Nick must watch his friends die in horrific ways, one by one, while he races to figure out a way to cheat death once and for all.

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A man working at his parents' motel in the Catskills inadvertently sets in motion the generation-defining concert in the summer of 1969.

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Paul Aufiero, a 35-year-old parking garage attendant from Staten Island, is the self-described "world's biggest New York Giants fan." He lives at home with his mother, spending his off hours calling in to local sports-radio station 760 The Zone, where he rants in support of his beloved team, often against his mysterious on-air rival, Eagles fan Philadelphia.

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Anna Wintour, the legendary editor-in-chief of Vogue magazine for twenty years, is the most powerful and polarizing figure in fashion. Hidden behind her trademark bob and sunglasses, she has never allowed anyone to scrutinize the inner workings of her magazine. Until now. With unprecedented access, filmmaker R.J. Cutler's new film takes the viewer inside a world they only think they know. Every August a record-breaking number of people can't wait to get their hands on the September issue of Vogue. The 2007 issue was and remains the biggest ever, weighing over four pounds, selling thirteen million copies, and impacting the $300-billion global fashion industry more than any other single publication. He takes us behind the scenes at Fashion Week, to Europe, on shoots and re-shoots, and into closed-door staff meetings, bearing witness to an arduous, entertaining, and sometimes emotionally demanding process.

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Today's WTF: USS Enterprise Dog

Well, this is pretty incredible. Yes, it's a dog in a USS Enterprise costume made out of cardboard and Bud Light cans. His prime directive is to ruin this costume when he takes a leak.

MLIA Friday

MLIA!!!!

Today, I didn't have sex. But I'm 14 so it's okay. MLIA


Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA.

FML Friday

Double dose of FML, since ya know, it's Friday!!!

Today, my dad met my boyfriend. The first words out of my dad's mouth were "If my daughter sees your penis, I'll cut it off". FML

Today, for my birthday, my mom presented me with a $4,000 check to pay for my braces. I've been very self-conscious about my teeth for years. Everyone applauded and told me how happy they were for me. Later, my mom asked me for the check back. Apparently it was just meant to make her look good. FML

Meet the new spokeswoman

Crack heads and Target Practice with Kittens

Today, was rather interesting and I just felt the need to share it with you lovely readers... So, here goes.

Today, started like any other Thursday. I "woke up", showered, burshed my teeth etc.. and then ,got ready for my friend Belinda's mom to come pick me up for Ottawa. We're in Ottawa for the Latency concert tomorrow at SuperEx! Anywho, So as we were driving up here i got told "Sex is bad, it will kill you." And, i believe everyone should most defientley live my that quote;) bahaha alright most defientley not apporiate, i apolagize. But, who knew it would be so realted to the day that followed.

Now, when we got to Ottawa we then took a bus to the Rideau Mall! chyeah. It was Belinda's first bus experiance, it was pretty special. This elderly lady, and I shared a poll.. a bus poll. Mhm..

NEXTTT> While browsing the mall, we went into "Trivium" - for those who don't know what it is, its a crazy goth store.. and if you see my profile, I'd clearly be the outcast. So, we bolted out of there and we ran into a older guy with a kilt...TWICE! So exciting. Ha ha and then we went home on the bus....

When we got home, Belindas sisters friends came for a visit.. and then we went down to there apartment because Belinda was getting her hair died by one of them. So, we went in everything was mellow.. until, i was informed that i was sitting on a recently sexed couch, wit surrounding condom wrappers scattered around on the floor.And Yes, you heard right, SEXED COUCH.. ew. And then, this guy set up a bananna box, and threw this little kitten through the hole; Target Practice :/

Then, we left.. thank the lord.

But clearly the fun wasen't over, as we later went down to grab the movie "Miss March" we interupted there "fun", and got to see Jake (Catboy) in his cute little boxers. It seems, that couch has a bit more sexting going on.

It's 9:00pm now.. I wonder if it's over :/

Love love loveee <3

Boat Transportation FAIL

Tonight Show With Conan O' Brien 8/27

The youngest man ever to win boxing's undisputed heavyweight title will be on the Tonight Show. For those of you who don't know who that is, it's "Iron" Mike Tyson. Also on the show tonight is mentalist Keith Barry. The musical act tonight will be Matisyahu. He is an amazing artist with a unique style of music. Be sure to tune in at 11:35/10:35c on NBC.

The Final Destination Week: Final Day

It's the final day of The Final Destination Week and we saved the best for last. This video is a montage of all the Final Destination deaths in the series!!! The new Final Destination movie comes out tomorrow and I am very said that these posts will come to an end. I really enjoyed putting them up and I hope you enjoyed watching them as much as I did.

Flanagan High School teacher faces drunken driving, drug charges

I couldn't believe this when I heard about. Now that I have read an article about it, I still can't believe it. One of the coolest teachers at my former High School did something that shocked everybody. Peter Epstein, 38, was aressted for drunk drivng and drug possesion. WTF!!! Yes, drug possestion. Aventura police say they pulled over Epstein as he was driving 80 mph in the 19100 block of Biscayne Boulevard and found a bag of marijuana in his pocket. Later, inside Epstein's gray Ford Mustang, police said they found a bag of what appeared to be cocaine. They also found a bag of lavender pills believed to be ecstasy inside of the police cruiser where he had been detained, according to a police report. Wow......... Sun Sentinel

Today's WTF: Police Brutality, Elderly Woman with Alzheimer's disease slammed on the ground at Walmart

Now this is just messed up:

On the night of August 1, at a Whitehall, Ohio Walmart, Virginia Dodson could not remember why she was sitting alone in a car. Coming to grips with her enclosed environment, it dawned on her that she did not know how to unbuckle her seat belt either. Panic began to take hold.
Her solution was to scrounge up a steak knife and cut through the straps, eventually finding her way into the confusing world of the parking lot, still wielding the blade.
Virginia, an 84-year-old African American, has Alzheimer's disease. Like many other sufferers, the responsibility for her care fell to her adult child. Her daughter, however, was inside the store.
It was only a short matter of time before the police were called.
As she wandered the parking lot calling her daughter's name, she was approached by a white, female officer who clearly ordered her to drop the weapon. She did not.
What happened next was captured on video
The cop should be fired, period. And charged with assault. But I'm willing to bet the cops will find no excessive force and she won't get in trouble. In fact if she does, I'm willing to bet it will only be for getting caught on camera.

Text Messaging Don't: Tip of the Day

The Texting Tease

You're seeing a really cute/smart/funny/cool new guy, and your heart skips a tiny beat every time you get a text from him. In the middle of the week, you get one asking what you're up to this weekend. Assuming he wants to do something together, you let him know that it's looking pretty relaxed so far. Does he then proceed to make a plan with you? No. He responds, "Oh OK, cool." You stand there with a perplexed look on your face. Respond "Yeah, but call my secretary if you want to schedule something." This way, the ball is in his court, but ultimately you're the one who is in charge, thanks to your confident attitude.

Today's MLIA 8/27

Today, I filled a Windex bottle with blue Gatorade. I then sprayed it into my mouth infront of my mother. She began to panic and scream and get hysterical. I thought it was funny. She didn't. MLIA

Today's FML 8/27

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

I love "THE LATENCY", and you should too! ;)

Alright, one an all, so I'm writing this to share with you, the best band ever. They aren't new, but "The Latency" have recently just had two songs put on much music, "Tonight, I Love You" and "Kids", which is a huge step for the boys. Be sure to check out the videos below! These boys are from Canada, and it would mean the world to them to get some more publicity, I mean they deserve it. I was lucky enough to meet them, and I'm going once again on Friday to watch them. Listen, and enjoy, and maybe leave a comment telling me how right i am, and how amazing they are? Haha thanks so much xo. <3

Picture Above From Left to Right: Ryan Stead(guitar/vocals), Mathew Gendron(bass), Brandon Lehti(guitar/lead vocals), Jonny Wiebe (drums)

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Frustrated Skateboarder FAIL

What a dummy. Hahahahahaha

Tonight Show With Conan O' Brien 8/26

From the most hilarious movie in the whole entire universe, The Hangover, Bradley Cooper will be on the tonight show. He is one funny man. He also stars in the upcoming comedy with Sandra Bullock, All About Steve. The other guest on the show tonight is yet to be announced. But the musical act will be Franz Ferdinand. Be sure to tune in at 11:35/10:35c on NBC.

The Final Destination Week: Day 4

It's day 4 of The Final Destination Week and the deaths keep coming. Enjoy!!!!


Wow. Now that just sucks....


PSA: If you travel on airplanes often, you might not want to watch this one. You've been warned.

Emails From Crazy People: Part 3

This is the 3rd entry of a 4 part post showing off crazy emails that everyday people are getting.

This special gem is from a guy I went on ONE date with. Hmm ... wonder why it didn’t work out between us?

Hey there—You havin’ a super cool weekend? I’m not—because I’m at work ... anyway, I wanted you to know that I think I jumped the gun a little on Thursday night; got wrapped up in the moment (passion). I found some trouble during this last week, and I need to do some life-work to get back on track.

I guess I’m kind of a moody guy sometimes, but my therapist says it’s more that certain things need to be in line for me to relax and embrace a good thing—Otherwise it’s all tainted by my mind not being with it or straight ... My mind is focused on so many things—so much to worry about all the time. Basically, as s**tty as it sounds, you can hang around and see if I can get my s**t together and find you, or you can bail on me (as if you didn’t know those were the choices)—I just have a new thing about being fair, honest, up-front with this stuff (we’re getting old). And our first date, although very steamy, was almost overload for me, made me wanna take some time—welcome to honesty—gotta get back to work now

Today's WTF: Man Leaves Kids in Car, Goes to Strip Club

This guy definitely shouldn't be nominated for parent of the year. Authorities said a man was arrested after being accused of leaving two small children in his vehicle while he was in a Clearwater strip club. The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office reports that the 33-year-old man left a 3-year-old and a 4-year-old in a car late Sunday night. The report said the man was in the club, drinking at the bar, for 30 to 60 minutes. He was arrested on two felony counts of child neglect and is being held at the Pinellas County Jail on $10,000 bail. MSN

Text Messaging Don't: Tip of the Day

The Double Message

Of course you screen calls. Everyone does. Sometimes you're in the middle of something and sometimes you just don't feel like talking. But your phone is still working, and you see the missed call and the voice message alert. So why -- why?! -- do certain people feel the need to send a text letting you know that they just left a message? Don't they realize that if someone is smart enough to read a text, they're also capable of understanding what the little bobble head with the sound waves coming out of him symbolizes? Text back, "What's next, a carrier pigeon?"

Today's MLIA 8/26

Today, I saw a homeless man in the city whose sign said, "My father was killed by ninjas. Need money for karate lessons." Guess who got a dollar. MLIA

Today's FML 8/26

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

News From The Homefront

Alright, so I'm the outcast in this blog because, that's right I'm from CANADA! I'm writing this, because I have some very exciting news! If any one watches "So You Think You Can Dance" from America, you know there is another version that is strictly Canadian as well "So You Think You Can Dance Canada". Well, a contestant named Danny Lawn, from Brockville, Ontario made the top 20 dancers. I live about 15 minutes from Brockville, and I go to school there and trust me, the luck of us having someone so talented is slim to... none. Haha. This is simply to show support for Danny and keep him in the running to be this years Canadian top dancer! Any Canadians reading this, help us out by tuning into the show every Tuesday Night on CTV at 8pm EST and voting for him. Thanks so much!

Good Luck bud! We love you! :)

More about him, Click the Link > Danny Lawn

Fueling FAIL

WOW. I hope the gas station didn't blow up.