And the list continues....
9. You will finally get what you want... and screw it up. Most likely, royally.
You know that new toy you always wanted as a kid that you never got, even for Christmas or for your 5th birthday? How about that brand-spankin' new car you wanted? Or that dream job? Don't you just hate how life sometimes tempts us with what seems like a leprechauns pot o' gold? Believe it or not, it's proven that at some point in our lives, we'll get what we longed for a lifetime. And then loose it. And most likely, not in a very slick, cool fashion. Just ask any actor, singer, or while we're at it, anyone mundanely popular or successful... a couple years after their 15 minutes of fame. Ask them why went awry in retrospect, and what is their most likely response? "Things happen." What do they actually mean? "We thought we were super-awesome but in reality we just screwed everything up because we let our stupidity catch up with us." But it's not our fault, we're only human after all, so since everyone does it, there's nothing wrong with that.
But mental breakdown and absolutely ludicrous things only happen to the really crazy nut head celebrities right? It's not like our country's run by them right?
Oh. Nevermind.
Literally yours,
Andy.
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