FML Friday

Ittttttttt'ssssss Friiiiiiiiiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy. Time for your extra f***ed up FML's!!!!

• Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

• Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML